Colonel Sanders Joins The UN

Blog, Heroes, Random — October 28, 2009 at 15:51

In what can only be seen as a win for international diplomacy, Colonel Sanders, the dictatorial general of the country of KFC made his bid today to formally enter into the United Nations. Barack Obama held a press conference to say that, “Colonel Sanders has had a long history of committing mass genocide on a daily basis, so we hope this is a step in the right direction. He has at least committed to grilling...

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