the DC AM #51: “Ugly Girl Makeout”

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This week we come to a somewhat startling, but yet at the same time obvious conclusion about girls making out with each other: no one photographs the ugly girls. That’s right, the DC AM prides itself on breaking political headlines but this week we decided to focus on the fact that people only want to see hot girls slobber all over each other, and while we’re pretty sure somewhere out there there are two fat, homely girls locking lips, we also are sure no one is filming them do it. It’s just like midget on midget porn, it is yet it isn’t. We also touch on a homicidal father pissed off his son swiped a copy of Wii Fitness, an unemployed New York chick who breathes through a penis apparatus, and Original Jack reveals his urinal choosing strategies. Enjoy!

Related Links:
Emo Girl Talk
Oselio Otero Kills 17-Year-Old Son Over Video Game at Birthday Party
The Ex-Banker Living on Alcohol, Hookups, and Unemployment
Breaching Men’s Room Etiquette

Music:

  • Mambo Sauce – Welcome To DC
  • Fugazi – Epic Problem
  • MGMT – Time to Pretend
  • Innerpartysystem – Don’t Stop

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