Colonel Sanders Joins The UN

Blog, Heroes, Random — October 28, 2009 at 15:51

In what can only be seen as a win for international diplomacy, Colonel Sanders, the dictatorial general of the country of KFC made his bid today to formally enter into the United Nations. Barack Obama held a press conference to say that, “Colonel Sanders has had a long history of committing mass genocide on a daily basis, so we hope this is a step in the right direction. He has at least committed to grilling instead of frying more of his victims, so that’s a start.” Colonel Sanders is also hoping to parlay his new role in the meeting of the countries by pressing for less stringent rules for importing flour, butter, and oils, although some watchdog groups are saying this could be problem as he could be stockpiling in the construction of a new weapon, one that would attack people right from their own arteries. Only time will tell most believe.

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