Warlock Heroically Killed By Boyfriend

Blog, Chicks, Douchebags, Heroes — February 4, 2010 at 4:23

Er, maybe not. Actually, not at all. Some crazy son of a bitch named Eric Christensen suspected his girlfriend of cheating, so he did what any ordinary guy would do, he made her take a Wiccan blood oath. Well wouldn’t you know he later found a text message from the guy he believed she was cheating on him with, which according to the Wiccan code of ethics, or at least this guys nutty version of things, made her a traitorous Warlock who could be killed legally under said blood oath. Well happens that the police didn’t buy it so it looks like the Warlock-slayer may end up spending some time in jail, perhaps the rest of this life. This all seems overly complicated anyway, he could’ve just tied up her legs with rocks and if she floated back up he would’ve had his proof.

According to court documents, Christensen, 40, has told police that when he found out his girlfriend, 35-year-old Sherry Harlan, was talking to another man, he forced her to take a Wiccan blood oath, making her promise she’d end all contact. Christensen says he found a text message from the guy on Harlan’s phone shortly thereafter, a transgression that he alleges made her a “‘warlock,’ literally an evil traitor.”

Friends of Sherry Harlan said she worried Christensen would “beat her to a bloody pulp.”
​Harlan was reported missing on January 5th when she failed to show for work. Two days later, investigators found her burned-out car with partial human remains inside. The rest of Harlan’s remains were found later, when an accomplice of Christensen’s led police to a number of shallow graves around Snohomish County.

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Eric Christensen Accused of Killing, Dismembering Girlfriend Sherry Harlan Because She Was a “Warlock”

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