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Meet The Porn Rangers
Porn on the internet is inescapable, when you want to go watch it it’s everywhere right away, and even when you don’t it’s only a mis-click and a few never-ending pop-ups away. Being so on demand as it is it’s pretty obvious somebody out there will take it too far and go all addict on it, and basically set up there whole computer set up around it. Next thing you know there monitor is a 56-inch widescreen, they chair is a La-Z-Boy, and their mouse is never more than four inches from a dispenser of jergens. Seeing this as a problem, two ministers are traveling around the country in their “Porn Rangers” van hoping to talk to anyone addicted, of any age, and help them with their own version of therapy. What is their version of therapy you ask? Well it’s too sit in your the back of their van which is wired with cameras, have you watch porn and masturbate to it, and then afterwords watch the video of yourself doing the act hoping you are so horrified as to voluntarily put lock your cock in a male chastity belt. Now, we know what you’re thinking, these guys want to film other guys jerking off in the back of the van, doesn’t that make them into porn? Well, no, of course not, they’re ministers after all and they are using gospel….. wait, wait, wait one fucking second, these guys are filming other guys jerking off in the back of a van, what the fuck!?!?! Wait, wait, wait, and they’re selling these videos to other guys in order to get those guys to “stop” their addiction to porn!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
Wait, so you bring kids into your van, you show them pornography, and then they masturbate to the pornography, and then you videotape them masturbating to pornography? And then you show it to them?
EJ: That’s the crucial part.
Nate: Because then they really realize what they’re doing. And they’re like, “This is horrible.”
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AM was born deep in the jungles of the Congo, son of a pirate buccaneer and local witch-doctor princess. He later would travel via hot air balloon to settle in the nation's capital, but not before first stopping down in Hill Valley to help in the construction of world's first flux capacitor. Now host of the DC AM, he sports a love of fine old scotch and cheaply bottled dis-tasteful whiskeys, enjoys bumming around the town at night and having his friends recount for him what even happened, and trying to kick Nerf balls over the Washington Monument.
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