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Americans Are Kinda Dumb

Americans Are Kinda Dumb

One of the more disturbing facts about American life is that most people aren’t like you at all. Sure, your friends all wish abortions could performed on a drive-thru basis, probably believe moonshine should be a constitutional right, and that on rare occasions have even indicated they agree with your theory that the “Smurfs” were based on a true story. But not everyone is like that. Which is why...

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Getting Drunk Is Better With A View

Getting Drunk Is Better With A View

Whenever you’re out drinking it’s always nice to do at it a place that’s cool. Sure, you could just always getting your requisite five Jack Daniels shots, three Miller Lites, two SoCo and Limes, six Jager bombs, one Vodka-Red Bull, and a glass of Merlot just for full measure, just about any place, but it’s always nice to have style… incidentally, that menu is what we call a “warm-up”...

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General McChrystal’s Bogus Journey

General McChrystal’s Bogus Journey

General Stanley McChrystal is having a bad day. A few months ago a reporter from Rolling Stone hung out with him and his top aides as they were meeting in Paris in a bid to keep the country involved in the Afghan conflict. The reporter was only supposed to be covering them for two days but thanks to an unruly Icelandic volcano it ended up being nearly a month, in which time he was around enough to become friendly with...

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Casinos + No Free Drinks = WTF

Casinos + No Free Drinks = WTF

Whenever you go to a casino there are a few things you can count on: losing money at a variety of games you only barely understand how to play, old people smoking on cigarettes as if just waiting around for the sweet release of death, and the ubiquitous waitress walking around shouting, “Drinks?!?! Cocktails?!?!” Now this last little bit was also a nice relaxer as you sit around grinding and waiting to make...

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Panera Is Giving Away Everything

Panera Is Giving Away Everything

Panera has always been one of the restaurants that falls somewhere between fast food and sit-down and wait style places. It’s also always been a place that feels like it should be healthy because it says organic everywhere but then you find out the Sierra Turkey is more calories than a Big Mac anyway, so what’s really the point. Well being ahead of the game as they always ware they are trying out a new...

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